All Walks of Life

"Can I help you sir?”

“Yes, I heard on the radio that I could exercise in your gym with people from all walks of life.”

“That’s right sir, in this large room we have ex-cons, transients, folks with tattoos, bag ladies, gang members and wacko preachers, plus senators.”

“I heard that if I joined I’d be exercising with folks in all stages of fitness.”

“That is so correct sir, you see, right over there we have the fatties and flaccid right on up to the trim hard body.”

“I notice you’re pointing to the men.”

“Yes I am in your case, what else?”

“Would there be any possibility of exercising with just one class of people in only one stage of fitness?

“Well I’ve never heard that one before, like what?”

“Could you possibly show me a gym that has only stunning hard-body babes who are totally fit and only exercising to maintain their fitness who also happen to be BYU graduates in physical education?”

“You know I think we can do that, see, right over here, let’s just open this door, there they are all former pageant contestants hoping to get into another pageant and of course for the price we’re asking you’ll be assigned to their gym whenever you come in.”

“Golly gee there must be thirty of ‘em in there.”

“I would think so.”

“So that means I will not be working out with the diverse group?”

“Exactly, you’ll be put in a group with very restricted parameters.”

“Well thank you very much, I’m fairly narrow myself and never was much into any kind of diversity where I needed to make any adjustments.”

“Excellent let’s get your membership set up right over here.”