A SIT DOWN AFFAIR

The idea behind a stay loose book is to keep calm. If you were a toilet seat salesman you’d have to keep calm if you saw a 20 foot high display wall in a hardware store covered with unsold toilet seats. I got a new one the other day and found out that the nerves in my buttocks were able to tell that it was relatively unused. The idea behind a stay loose book is to keep calm. If you were a toilet seat salesman you’d have to keep calm if you saw a 20 foot high display wall in a hardware store covered with unsold toilet seats.
I got a new one the other day and found out that the nerves in my buttocks were able to tell that it was relatively unused.
I used a seat in Torino just before the Olympics and found out that the seat was an inch higher off the floor. You can get mad over something like that. What makes the Italians think they can do it higher in the air. I know a guy who rented an apartment, a swank one, in California that had been used by a former California governor and this guy, and he was a funny guy, had to pretty well puff himself up with pride pretty good when he said he'd sat on the same seat as the Gov. This Stay Loose book is about that sort of stuff. It’s all real but some people won’t say anything about it although there are thousands of toilet seats sold every day and even used to frame pictures in.