Mindless Beauty Pageants

There were these two news reporters talking the other day on how beauty pageants aren’t drawing the ga-ga audiences like they did 20 years ago. The women who were in the shows 20 years ago haven’t the same fitness today. Maybe that’s why people shun pageants now. They’ve learned that it’s all a big disappointment. The women get uglier through the years so why stare at them. Maybe that’s it. Maybe not. People aren’t into beauty like before. If you really liked beauty you’d watch these ostentatious processions because they are called beauty pageants and so they show-off good looks. If the parades draw fewer viewers it’s because people don’t want to see them. There are good-looking women on the net but you have to realize that they don’t pass beauty pageant muster. They are known as internet women. The only place you can see pageant beauty is at a pageant. That’s where prettiness is. It’s why women apply to exhibitions to get more exposure. They say to their friends “I was in a beauty pageant,” and so their friends will go oooh and think, “gee she was in some sort of a trade fair and is she ever beautiful.” The only reason the beauty spectacles lack a lot of spectators now is because the people with remotes won’t lead out and press the beauty pageant channel button. In this they are so STAY LOOSE. Maybe too much. Maybe to where they seem to admire the ugly.