While I was eating some salmon these guys walked past and went out the restaurant door. One guy opened it for the other by pushing close to the hinges. What is it about portals? Is there a minefield on the other side so you go first to see if it’s safe? What’s there to prove about a relationship by doing a door opening for someone. I saw a 97 year old man barely open a P.O. door for a 32 year old lady athlete and he scrambled to do it. Maybe he figured he could have a date if he did it. She was good looking. She smiled and thought here’s another one who’ll do the door thing because I’ve still got what it takes. He was no STAY LOOSE type. You can’t STAY LOOSE if you’re a bundle of nerves. Nerves running rampant translates into gross insecurity about being laid back. California Gibb saw a lady once with three children approaching a door and he looked her over and decided she was strong and prolific and did nothing to indulge her. A striking lady by the door said “California you impolite idiot why don’t you open that door for her,” and when he used LEADERSHIP and stayed loose standing there the looker lady did it on her own and California wished her well in her new independent work and they’ve been friends ever since. ‘Ever since California found out that she’d been a star in a skin flick.
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i like to hold the door open for anyone i can -- i feel like it establishes my superiority and leaves them "owing me one" -- i think it's a good idea to have the whole town indebted to you psychologically and it takes such little effort.
"here retard, lemme get that for you..."
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