These tan pants and white shirt California Gibb has have no pockets and aren’t made to shove a lot of stuff into to make you look bulky but once when he looked in the mirror he thought how possible it was going to become for him to show up at the local elementary school to vote and be refused because he couldn’t prove who he was and Gibb doesn’t carry much with him when he travels light so how’s a person to prove who he is unless he could use a little LEADERSHIP and put a picture on the clip end of a lanyard and laminate the actual photograph and then wear it around the neck so there’s a match between a face and a picture and then he could vote because it would attest to his declaration that yes I am that STAY LOOSE man California Gibb and it says so right on this tag and it looks nice doesn’t it and the ladies at the table would say yes and reach for the book and open it and give him a pen to sign in and he’d vote and do the right thing without being inconvenienced in scaring up some way of verifying to people who he is and was this easy and it was and there’s no excuse for not being able to bring something with you that will assure the folks who need rest assuring that people are not voting when they have no business voting.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)

1 comments:
Gibby, just make sure your "credentials" have some sort of official-looking bar code . . . say, from a box of shredded wheat or something.
Post a Comment