California Gibb has this striking good looking cousin and she sent him an email and said let’s do lunch and he thought well crap you know about noon time I get pretty hungry if I’ve been practicing my dancing in front of a full length wall mirror all morning and there’s this foreign food buffet that would hit the spot if you can stand it. Because she likes boiled bird entrails and red peppers and I don’t know whether they’re from a Great Hoary Bustard or a common Snow Goose and this could very well be what is meant by lunch. Is this lunch? You can go but will it be worth it to go.
Maybe not. But maybe it would. It could be worth it to go and have some lunch because she’s pretty good looking and then just wait and see how long it’ll be until you up and barf on the floor. That could be worth it because people are going to laugh and some will get sick and they’ll be waiting to see who slips on it.
That’s what would make the whole thing a STAY LOOSE caper. You have to relax in an atmosphere of bird guts. Maybe it’s Ruddy Duck. It’s leadership if you can clean your plate after and be grateful. That’s leadership. Being thankful that is. You have to lead because by hanging back you’ll never go anywhere and boiled entrails or not, here you can get together with a cousin you haven’t seen in a long time and talk about family. There’s good in this and it has to do with leading out. Think. You could be eating with Gwen Stefani and if she insisted that you clean up your plate you’d be hard pressed to stomach it but you’d do it because she’s popular. But the adventure in it would be there. You’d be thinking let’s see how long I can go with this steamy entrails plate without losing it.
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