Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Looking Good Means Babes

A white shirt and pressed tan pants means you look good to the ladies if the pants are pressed and the shirt is cool and button-down because wearing them you garner yourself a whole bunch of traffic if you’re hanging out at a place where the ladies want you to ask them to dance and much of the reason is that most of the other men don’t constitute any sort of competition much at all since 99 percent of them don’t wear a white shirt and tan pants being that they don’t know what catches the ladies eyes and the ladies are going to want to get to know you if you wear a white shirt and pressed tan pants mainly because you’re going to be looking like you’re a STAY LOOSE kinda guy and sharper than about 99.999 percent of the men standing along the dance hall walls waiting for something to happen but it won’t occur to most men because what they’re going to attract if they wear the usual crap are a horde of uglies waiting to wrap their feminine arms around them and the nice thing to know for all the losers wanting to dance, is that what a white shirt costs at a thrift store is about four bucks for 100 percent cotton and the pants’ll run six. Use some LEADERSHIP and don’t wear a jacket but wear a leather belt and a BYU buckle and that’ll put you into fat city with the babes.

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