Outrageous Odd Program Situations (OOPS)

California Gibb avidly watches TV and he sees strange stuff like too many women reporting sports doing the NBA or the NFL and you wonder shouldn’t they be doing women’s sports and then what C. G. would do is he’d STAY LOOSE and quickly prepare an application form and apply for the renowned post of Executive News Director at a local TV station and he’d use some interestingly potent LEADERSHIP secrets and keep the submission quite brief but the one thing he’d say would be that when he starts in he’ll hire men based on their illustrious ability to do testy male reporting and that’s because there is not one woman around who can do male reporting in the least, not being male, and so naturally you’d turn to the men commentators, like in the old days, to do the male reporting and actually if you look at it the men announcers are even better, pardon the generalizing, in reporting most all sports except for maybe when the women report the fancy swimming like when they pose in the water and that’s not a sport but in the application Gibb hearkens back to the old days when male sportscasters really got it done and it was done by men around the world but now females try but they can’t sound like men and never will because eventually a male listener will detect in the timbre of the voice that this here’s a woman reporting a man’s sport oh my heck.