Piano Movers or Not

It’s hard to understand what goes on whenever someone tells you that they’ve been roped into moving a piano and you quickly think of a huge piano that could weigh maybe a quarter of a ton or more and why would you involve yourself in furthering along addle-brained behavior as seen in three or four men moving a piano that weighs an awful lot when they could have said aaah, no, and then recommended trading it in on a keyboard and you can get keyboards these days that are absolutely above and beyond anything that a weighty piano could produce music-wise or else why wouldn’t Paul Shaffer opt for a full sized huge behemoth of a piano with which to entertain millions as Letterman’s music man but no he definitely has not opted for the grand instrument simply because you can move a keyboard weighing about 15 pounds with ease there it’s done and you don’t have to hire a moving company with men in coveralls and matted mats with which to cover the piano and it’s because someone said earlier hey why buy a half ton piano when we can get the same effect and actually much better merely by exercising our consummate piano artistry on a keyboard thus changing our skill to that of excellent keyboard artistry and look at what we’ve done; a lot really, relieving ourselves of the worry of having to wrestle and roll and cart massive instruments around whenever we want to go someplace.