Thursday, May 29, 2008

Rapid Astute Rendezvous Euphoria

A friend comes up and says he went to a RARE and it was to give a roomful of ladies some really quick smart insight into his usefulness for dating and so he sat at a table with three potential date women who looked him over and who then made some snap judgments on just what sort of a man he was and then measured him by a yardstick of sorts and then he went to the next table and told his story again in maybe two minutes to cram his life in their faces and then it was on to the next table to recount the same rehearsed story and let’s hope it was entertaining because you need to be if you want to get a date and by the fifth table with three females again scrutinizing him he had gotten figure on it pretty good at oiling up his story for speed and it was basically that he was a STAY LOOSE man who had once preferred marriage to a midget lady and that drew some staccato quick questioning which he fielded nicely and what the whole description of the thing later boiled down to was that the ladies were now hot after him and he had to put in ear plugs to keep out the tapping sounds on his window at night and the money slipped under his door at 2 a.m. and it’s all amazing to me the amazee how much dating LEADERSHIP he actually exercised.

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