Friday, April 25, 2008

Obama’s Fear

On the radio there was a comment about Obama being afraid of women. Is that enough to make you laugh? Everyone’s afraid of a woman. I’m talking a real woman. You take a phony lady and what’s there to be afraid of. She’s not sincere so what is there to fear. A lot of guys won’t date because of a deep fear of dating a lady. Isn’t that a hoot? Whatever can Barack be afraid of? What can they do to you except not go on a date with you? Actually if you go dateless for the rest of your life that could be quite the threat. That could make you scared of a woman who could do that. ‘A real woman that is. You’d have to know how to tell the real women from the phonies. That would call for on the ball LEADERSHIP in your mind at least, plus then throw in a whole truckload of STAY LOOSE. For some men all women are scary. For others maybe only one. It would be fun to find out if a given man was afraid of women. It’s quite probable that many men out there are afraid of even the non-scary kind. Remember they’ll get back at you if you do hateful things. Maybe Obama is over-polite because he really wants to treat Hillary like dirt. Maybe that’s why he seems scared. You have to treat a woman like a client. Listen attentively and get yourself a favorable response.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Hank’s Bank

This one’ll slay you because it’s in a bank and in a bank you’re trying to STAY LOOSE because everyone’s quiet and doesn’t want to be picked out on the security camera. But this one guy Hank speaks to me in this bank like hi. It’s because I said hi first and then he said hi and I said what’s goin’ on and he said with all this money sticking outta his left hand that he had to put money in his wife’s account or she’d be in trouble and the way he put it meant that she goes completely nuts using non-existent currency. I’m wondering oh, oh, here it is again a man with a wife with a dead brain stem. He looked fairly loose but you never know there could be a well of seething anger about to pop up. He seemed to STAY LOOSE OK acting like sort of a LEADER as if he was still able to walk past half decently all the people standing staring zombie-like in the teller line. When you see this you want to jump up and down in the bank. It’s so absurd so you want to make something of it. Here he is some poor brow-beaten male making sure a spouse stays out of jail. He mentioned keeping her out of lockup and here he is probably on a routine sort of money deposit I sure as shootin’ hope on time enough to keep her out of the pokey.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Portal Rituals Foretelling Dates

While I was eating some salmon these guys walked past and went out the restaurant door. One guy opened it for the other by pushing close to the hinges. What is it about portals? Is there a minefield on the other side so you go first to see if it’s safe? What’s there to prove about a relationship by doing a door opening for someone. I saw a 97 year old man barely open a P.O. door for a 32 year old lady athlete and he scrambled to do it. Maybe he figured he could have a date if he did it. She was good looking. She smiled and thought here’s another one who’ll do the door thing because I’ve still got what it takes. He was no STAY LOOSE type. You can’t STAY LOOSE if you’re a bundle of nerves. Nerves running rampant translates into gross insecurity about being laid back. California Gibb saw a lady once with three children approaching a door and he looked her over and decided she was strong and prolific and did nothing to indulge her. A striking lady by the door said “California you impolite idiot why don’t you open that door for her,” and when he used LEADERSHIP and stayed loose standing there the looker lady did it on her own and California wished her well in her new independent work and they’ve been friends ever since. ‘Ever since California found out that she’d been a star in a skin flick.