Getting the Voice

Some TV commentator said the other day that Hillary was achieving her voice and that’s probably par for the course for anyone since most folks stay away from public speaking because it’s scary and when they get an opportunity to do a lot of it they get a lot better at it because they’re doing it so much and she probably had ample opportunity to speak in different situations when she was first lady but not for this huge job she’s applying for and so now she has to be in a constant debate with someone else who also wants the job and so instead of sounding strident and shrill she’s learning to sound more conversational and also having people around you who will tell you how not to sound can help a lot like Hillary you sounded crappy this morning and if a person can STAY LOOSE with that kind of advice they’re bound to change meaning learn how to become a better presenter and that’s probably what she could by now do pretty well with all the experience she’s getting going around pumping people up and into a frenzy saying we’ve just got to have you Hillary because you’re the one for us but anyone could get to that point by giving a speech everyday in their bathroom and pretty well you can do it if you use LEADERSHIP and practice as much as Hillary does and you don’t need to say anything so super-smart, just practice more.

Over to Fun

California was leery about answering the phone because he had stayed away from work and he didn’t know whether to sound sick or not but he did the STAY LOOSE gambit and they asked for him by name and he said this is me and the guy on the other end offered him a job and C.G. up and quit his now job and took the new one and when he rode the bus downtown the next day to start in and got off to go to the new work it was situated smack across the street from the old job and even at the same stop but he already knew that because two months earlier he had sent a hand written letter to the new place applying for a job and he’d been looking at the new job place across the street for a while figuring oh well what’s the use I won’t be working there so I’ll just keep on working here but they gave him one because one day he didn’t feel like going in to work you know the feeling and so he stayed home and figured when the phone rang who the crap could that be on the phone and I’ll take a chance and bingo the man said would you like to start and he got hired at the new job and got affiliated for the first time in commercial radio with one of the big powerful flagship radio stations in all of Canada.

Voting I D

These tan pants and white shirt California Gibb has have no pockets and aren’t made to shove a lot of stuff into to make you look bulky but once when he looked in the mirror he thought how possible it was going to become for him to show up at the local elementary school to vote and be refused because he couldn’t prove who he was and Gibb doesn’t carry much with him when he travels light so how’s a person to prove who he is unless he could use a little LEADERSHIP and put a picture on the clip end of a lanyard and laminate the actual photograph and then wear it around the neck so there’s a match between a face and a picture and then he could vote because it would attest to his declaration that yes I am that STAY LOOSE man California Gibb and it says so right on this tag and it looks nice doesn’t it and the ladies at the table would say yes and reach for the book and open it and give him a pen to sign in and he’d vote and do the right thing without being inconvenienced in scaring up some way of verifying to people who he is and was this easy and it was and there’s no excuse for not being able to bring something with you that will assure the folks who need rest assuring that people are not voting when they have no business voting.

Setting Up

STAY LOOSE as a frame of mind is not just something that is there with no preparation. If you think about it you’ll see that you have to set up for it. You take a bizarre car chase with the cops hot on an idiot’s tail. If the cops want to STAY LOOSE while the chase is on what they would do is reinforce the left and right front quarters of their car. Sort of like a tank. Then any pit maneuver could be done without the least bit of worry about getting the car fixed and having it in the shop for a long time. Otherwise it’s el smasho for your own car if you’re a cop and now you’re out of a nice car for a while. When you’re chasing somebody it’s a good feeling you can only imagine since most of us don’t do this but you can imagine how good it would feel to know you can pit the fleeing idiot without so much as hurting your own car one little smidgeon. Maybe a scratch and that’s it. So the staying loose in the whole scenario requires preparation. Then you can relax on the job when extra-ordinary risks are put upon you by the retards among us. So in a nutshell, the LEADERSHIP philosophy of STAY LOOSE means that you have to bone up on it and work hard on that totally refreshing attitude that sees you always relaxed in the face of mind-numbing ridiculous circumstances.