Scurrying Not Really Needed

There’s this guy in the vicinity of where California Gibb lives who scurries a lot and he’s like these five other guys C.G. knows, one’s about 66 the other’s about 64 and one’s 67 and then there’s the 54 year old one and then another 67 year old and a ton of other guys that C.G. knows who scurry a lot and basically bust a gut trying to make do and get around when they know very well about DATING JACKPOT JANE the book or at least a summary of it but they continue on alone and not getting a complete balanced diet cuz they eat whoppers too often when they could STAY LOOSE using male LEADERSHIP and merely use the phone which maybe they don’t figure could help at a time like this but if a man only knows how much the knockout babes like to get a phone call from somebody who once he’s made the call won’t talk too much but will more or less shut up until the lady says I can pick you up for the dance and I’ve got this hamper I’ll put some cold cuts and Italian bread in and then you can only figure he’s doing the right thing and knowing C.G. he’d bet that the lady’ll pay his overdue utilities if he’d just shut up and listen to her and then dance with her at the dance, is this one for the mentally challenged or could it make some real sense.

Brushing While Moving as Pure Stay Loose

Once in a while you’ll hear someone say that they’ve decided to start brushing their teeth again and you think why ever did they decide upon that gem of wisdom and it came to California Gibb because he’s a brushing guy, that that sort of inspiration could very well devolve upon someone, anyone, while one is driving down the street since it’s on the various boulevards that C. G. himself often puts his brush in mouth and begins to scour vigorously being that he knows the value of good dental health which would be conducive to overall health, and so it is while driving along noting with keen interest how folks do any number of things while driving, he dutifully reaches and retrieves his brush from alongside a pen that he keeps in case he needs to make notes and then he proceeds to pass people while brushing but which, you can imagine, could make some people go aaarghhhhh and vomit when they wonder what C.G. is going to do with the voluminous spittle as it accumulates via brushing and the answer is if you can STAY LOOSE using LEADERSHIP here he thinks of the man on a raft for 76 days in the book ADRIFT who ate every last morsel of any fish he caught and so learning from this and using every last bit of meat hidden between his teeth when he finds a fragment he swallows everything all at once and how hard can that be.

Outrageous Odd Program Situations (OOPS)

California Gibb avidly watches TV and he sees strange stuff like too many women reporting sports doing the NBA or the NFL and you wonder shouldn’t they be doing women’s sports and then what C. G. would do is he’d STAY LOOSE and quickly prepare an application form and apply for the renowned post of Executive News Director at a local TV station and he’d use some interestingly potent LEADERSHIP secrets and keep the submission quite brief but the one thing he’d say would be that when he starts in he’ll hire men based on their illustrious ability to do testy male reporting and that’s because there is not one woman around who can do male reporting in the least, not being male, and so naturally you’d turn to the men commentators, like in the old days, to do the male reporting and actually if you look at it the men announcers are even better, pardon the generalizing, in reporting most all sports except for maybe when the women report the fancy swimming like when they pose in the water and that’s not a sport but in the application Gibb hearkens back to the old days when male sportscasters really got it done and it was done by men around the world but now females try but they can’t sound like men and never will because eventually a male listener will detect in the timbre of the voice that this here’s a woman reporting a man’s sport oh my heck.

Looking Good Means Babes

A white shirt and pressed tan pants means you look good to the ladies if the pants are pressed and the shirt is cool and button-down because wearing them you garner yourself a whole bunch of traffic if you’re hanging out at a place where the ladies want you to ask them to dance and much of the reason is that most of the other men don’t constitute any sort of competition much at all since 99 percent of them don’t wear a white shirt and tan pants being that they don’t know what catches the ladies eyes and the ladies are going to want to get to know you if you wear a white shirt and pressed tan pants mainly because you’re going to be looking like you’re a STAY LOOSE kinda guy and sharper than about 99.999 percent of the men standing along the dance hall walls waiting for something to happen but it won’t occur to most men because what they’re going to attract if they wear the usual crap are a horde of uglies waiting to wrap their feminine arms around them and the nice thing to know for all the losers wanting to dance, is that what a white shirt costs at a thrift store is about four bucks for 100 percent cotton and the pants’ll run six. Use some LEADERSHIP and don’t wear a jacket but wear a leather belt and a BYU buckle and that’ll put you into fat city with the babes.

Hillary’s Not Loose

Watching Hillary you know she’s not loose and it’s because she’s got a husband and especially since he used to be the president of the United States and so how loose can you be unless you really work at it because sooner or later Bill’s going to say something, anything and it’ll be taken badly like he knows so much acting like a smarty pants and so Hillary will get defensive and you’ll have a fight on your hands right in the middle of a campaign and it comes about because people are afraid to admit they’re defensive like we’re sure you’re going to hear someone say yes I’m defensive which would be a breath of fresh air on the scene and one other big thing that makes Hillary unable to really STAY LOOSE and make with the LEADERSHIP is that she’s likely always thinking Bill did this and Bill did it once and Bill’s been over this same ground and Bill must be thinking in his most private thoughts what the heck is Hillary doing and Bill acts so hot and so she’s just watching and waiting for him to do something untoward other than giving her a carte blanche award for running the best presidential campaign in history which would be pretty darn hard to do and he’s not going to do that and maybe he never could and it’s just another reason why Hillary you have to figure is not loose when she’s out there doing this.